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Terms and Conditions Audio Books

Have you ever wanted to read all those terms and conditions and warranty policies and privacy statements and such that came with your new iPod, iPad, iPhone or Macintosh? We haven't, either.

But now you don't have to: we have a complete collection of late 2012 legalese in the form of iPod and iTunes-compatible audio files, created with several high-quality voices from OS X Mountain Lion. Selections include:

• iPad Warranty (read by Alex), 12.6 megabytes, 16 minutes, 37 seconds
• iOS Terms and Conditions (read by Sangeeta), 25.4 megabytes, 35 minutes, 5 seconds
• iCloud Privacy Policy (read by Fiona), 10 megabytes, 13 minutes, 48 seconds
• iCloud Free Account Terms and Conditions (read by Lee), 38.1 megabytes, 51 minutes, 28 seconds
• Game Center Terms and Conditions (read by Tessa), 16.7 megabytes, 22 minutes, 46 seconds

These spunky files should enliven your morning commute. If that doesn't do it for you, you can visit Gawker and listen to Richard Dreyfuss read Apple's iTunes End User License Agreement.